Christmas Gift Ideas

Some of you people are so freaking hard to buy for. What do you give to the asshole that has everything, or the picky bitch with the insanely undeserved high standards. Why, you buy them funny crap! Here's where-
http://www.thinkgeek.com/
For me when I'm not drinking-

For junior-

We got the catalog in the mail today and Mr. McSlore is sitting on the couch snickering over it right now. If he thinks he can get away with giving me maple bacon flavored caffeinated lollipops instead of joorey HE IS OUT OF HIS MIND.


By the way, I picked some stuff out for you guys, after the jump. If you can't figure out what it is, just hover over the pic. It should say. Hope you like it! If not, you are an ungrateful child and you'll be lucky to get a shoe up your ass, compliments of moi.

A Commenting Note

I disabled captcha and 'registered users only' since so many of you were having trouble commenting. Now anyone can comment in any way they please (not you, spammers). 


Did it help? I guess I'll find out. Also, I will be moderating any comments that are labeled Anonymous very closely.  They are usually a sign of a troll, and honey, I ain't got time for those. So, please, if you must be labeled anonymous, simply sign your comments with a moniker. That would be lovely, and then I will know who I am talking to. Thanks, everyone! I want this to be a nice place to visit and for everyone to feel safe and not judged, so have at it.
xoxo
Your Twunt