Caption The Housewife, A Woman Scorned Edition

By now you know that Brandi Glanville, the woman who was dumped for Leann Rimes, is going to be the newest housewife from Beverly Hills, obviously because SIX wasn't quite enough. Why do we need seven women? New Jersey only needs five, and DC only had four, if you don't count the orange scarecrow.

 At any rate, I know nothing about her other than she hung out with Cedric for a hot minute so people would notice her. Sounds like another winner, folks!

Caption The Housewife, Rah Rah, Sis Boom Blah Edition

And let the plastic surgery guesses begin!

Caption The Housewife, Guido Spa Day Edition

That's the new girl from RhoNY, Cindy Barshop, at her spa Completely Bare, in New York. I watched her Cribs-style video and didn't get an impression of her one way or the other. I just know that her apartment is small which is typical for New York and her go-to decorating color is white. God, I really hope she isn't as bland as she seems. We've had enough of that lately.