Pretty Hurts

Logo has a new reality show that chronicles the life and times of a dude with a needle fetish. Not for the squeamish, trust me. Featured in the first episode are Jeana and Kara, both of whom act like they're real pros at injectibles.

Gay Video & Lesbian Movies - Logo: Fierce TV

Gay Video & Lesbian Movies - Logo: Fierce TV

Series starts Saturday May 7th at 8p.m. EST. 

Thanks for the head's up, True Life Diva!

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Jockeying For Position

Like in any good horse race, the fillies of Orange County are sizing each other up and trying to maintain whatever position they have while keeping from falling on their faces and having to be shot. It is not pretty. Actually, it's downright UGLY, just like Tamra's wedding dress, and with boxes just as hideous, I presume.

Let's head out to the track and try not to fall asleep on our mares!

Caption The Housewife, Beverly Hills Kumquats Edition

Hey, Kyle! Nice underarm labia!

A bonus Kelly tweet for the Bronx cobra that never actually went missing in the first place. Dun DUN.

Caption The Housewife

Posessed by the devil edition. Next week her head spins. I'll bring the popcorn and pea soup.

This Has Gone Far Enough

Here is Naomi Campbell on the cover of Vogue China, botoxed to within an inch of her life, and pictures from the beginning and middle of her career. It doesn't look a damn thing like the cute girl with the big smile who started out 2 decades ago. Doesn't her face look like it went through a horrible Novacaine accident at the dentists? It seems as if the only thing she can move is her eyes. Are celebrities turning into ventriloquist's dolls? Is Jocelyn Wildenstein the new standard of beauty? I'm scared.

Stop With the Plastic Surgery and Botox Already!

Everyone wants to stay young looking but Madonna is turning into Cher. Her face barely moves!