Head Exploding Cuteness

Another Cute One From Volkswagon

Another Super Bowl is on it's way, and since I don't have a horse in this race I'll be watching it for the commercials. Volkswagon had my favorite last year with the little Darth Vader guy that kept trying to use the force to do things like move his cereal bowl, and now this year we have dogs. Too cute! And don't forget the Puppy Bowl. 
Like you could.

Shit Girls Say, Episode II

Speaking of poor dogs, I had apocolyptic dog sitting dreams last night including watching a little teacup rat belonging to Courtney Love. She also made me do her dishes which were these hideous designer bowls with the same flower design on them as her tattoos. She made sure to let me know that if I broke any of them it would cost me a thousand bucks, then she blew smoke in my face and taunted me over quitting. When I asked for $40 bucks a day, she said she'd give me four since her dog was about a tenth of the size of an ordinary dog. Dream logic, I guess. It is what it is, but I could totally see her saying that.

Even In the 50s, We Dog Lovers Were Insane

Insane with cuteness!

TGIF With Pinga The Dancing Dog

A Real Working Dog

As opposed to the one in the post below.
What? You didn't want me to leave her at the top of the posts, did you?

I need this dog BAD.

Caption The Housewife, Wonder Dog Edition

The big premiere of RHoNY is tonight FINALLY. Are you excited, or are you preparing to be disappointed like we were with Miami and Orange County? I am. I'm also preparing myself for the preposterous excuses that are sure to come out of The Zarinmonster's mouth.

The Most Mundane of Tasks

Jon Hamm has a really cute dog...

Napa Loves Me

How cute is my girl? She leans on my knee gazing adoringly at her Mama and telling me she will never eat me if I accidentally die while Mr. McSlore is out of town and no one checks in with me for a few days. 


Yes, this is a blatant attempt to get Chemgal to adopt a puppy.

Canine Centipede

I know. I'm gross. 

And don't give me grief about the holes in Napa's sweater. Girl gets into a lot of bitch fights. At least she wins!

You Shouldn't Have Shared That Turkey Sandwich

It's a Youtube kind of day.

Caption The Housewife, Babies and Puppies edition

See, I do have a heart. For puppies anyway.

I DIE

This is what posts look like after you spend an entire morning on Cute Overload's adorable website. Besides, who can resist a pug wearing pug slippers, Satan maybe?

Doggie Moms

This is a new reality show starring lunatics who anthropomorphise and infantalise their dogs. Just watch. These women have problems with a capital P.



It's on a network called NYC-something or other which I don't think I have, and that's good because I am hating TV so much right now. Other than No Reservations, soccer & hockey and Raising Hope, I am sticking with Netflix.

Kibble Crazy Corgi

Someone tell me why I love these spastic little fuckers.


Cuz you're an idiot.


You two.

Salsa Dog

What's next, Go-Go Guinea Pigs?

There Is Nothing Like Some Puppy Love

Cold winter antidote. Warm puppy. 

Puppy Flashback

This is from last winter when my voice was all messed up from the flu and me and Mr. McSlore decided to do some dog mushing down the street. It was super snowy, I may have had a glass of wine or two in me and the dogs mushed me into a snowdrift. Expect another one in a month or two. Yay, puppies!

Boomer's Two Positions

First we have the splayed haunches, lying in wait situation.

Then we have the 'lying on the back until someone rubs my belly or I fall asleep' pose.

Faces aren't shown because she's on my shit list. She pissed all over the top of the couch when I was outside doing yard work and now I'm making her wear a Stretch mask on all her walks as punishment. She got heckled pretty bad by the Golden Retriever across the street, and don't get me started on the Australian Shepherd next door. I believe she yelled, "Barf!" or something, then coughed some unintelligible insult in her paw. I swear I heard her say, 'free Snowball.' 

The dogs in my neighborhood are so catty! 

Bruce Banner's Puppy