Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Cowardly Lyin'

The housewives sure can throw a dinner party, can't they? They eat, chat and respect each other about as well as The Huns respected enemy women. Yes, I just compared the gals to rapist barbarians, and why not? They rape my ears and eyes with their stupidity every damn week!

Doggie Moms

This is a new reality show starring lunatics who anthropomorphise and infantalise their dogs. Just watch. These women have problems with a capital P.



It's on a network called NYC-something or other which I don't think I have, and that's good because I am hating TV so much right now. Other than No Reservations, soccer & hockey and Raising Hope, I am sticking with Netflix.

Paul, Is That You?

I didn't know that you joined City Council! Next time go easy on the Taco Bell before you show up.
Someone has gas at a Medina City Council meeting and everyone giggles like it's still the third grade. Come to think of it, that bodunk county (where I lived for a few years) isn't all that evolved from grade school. Power hungry cops, transplanted guido douchebags from Parma and hillbillies that think it's okay to fornicate with their farm animals- no lie. My friend got called out there to investigate some dude who was raping his llama. Good times.