Kids Getting Bad Presents

I love the little boy who tells his sister that she should appreciate her half eaten sandwich. Little shit!


Try not to laugh. I dare you.

Response To Rick Perry

Vote for THIS guy.



It was in response to this incredibly unpopular Rick Perry video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA
Gee, I wonder why people don't like it. Hmmmm.

Monsters In Cartoon Form

Still pretty awful, right?


Thanks, Jersey Chick!

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Unleashed and Untethered

Once again we are drawn into the saga of spin controlling lives. Tamra wants you to believe that she is the Tina Turner of our times while Mallard is trying to convince us that the reason she's allowed to go places without Jimbo isn't because this is the only steady paycheck they're bringing in. Good thing we're all too smart to fall for it, right?

Bad thing Tamra has such good reflexes, though. So close, Simon. So close!

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Cutting Out The Fat

Do these women think we suffer from short term memory loss? I have to ask because why else would they be such hypocrites on a weekly basis? Well, you can't fix stupid, to paraphrase Ron White Tammy Sue Bob, and you can't make what's dull interesting. Or can you? God knows I keep trying. 

Isn't there a definition for insanity in there somewhere?

A Sonja Morgan Must-Read

It's been a while since I read The New York Social Diary, so color me flabbergasted to see an article on our Ms. Tremont-Morgan Antoinette. Seems the writer has known the Gay Icon for many years, even in her lunch hostess to the tycoon buffoon days. He says she's quite oral, I mean verbal. Go figure.
Now, go read! 
http://www.nysocialdiary.com/node/1905931
The New York post article, here: http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/let_them_eat_cake_iBZPurrzpHFvTnhS3eLJQL
Apparently they deleted the comments because so many were nasty. Once again, these women are a lightening rod for moral judgement. Business as usual, only more fun because she's so bawdy. Oh, and she threw in a dig at Camille! Sorry, that's kind of awesome.

What A Pig

Right now I am sipping my coffee and feeling like crap. I've been fighting a bug for weeks now and it's finally taken hold. That's the bad news. The good news is that I'm not married to a worthless piece of shite like Jimbo. God, he's disgusting. The recap will probably not be up until tomorrow, so go ahead and tell me what you thought of his Season 6 debut last night.


Added bonus, Jimbo pointing at the house he USED to own.

Commenting Rules

99.99% of you have no problem commenting like a normal decent human being. This is not directed at you, though it doesn't hurt to have a refresher.
This is not a free-for-all. You cannot drop in and attack people. This is a benevolent dictatorship and I am the dictator. You show up and attack- you get banned. This goes for everyone. As a matter of fact, I reserve the right to ban you with impunity. If you don't like the rules, which I can and will change as it suits me, go create your own blog and rant and rave about it. It will only prove how truly insane you are.
In closing, in the immortal words of Bethenny Frankel Hoppy, 'get a hobby.' NO ONE CARES, and if you continue to violate the privacy of my readers, I will take further action. As a matter of fact, I will anyway. You cannot stalk a blog all day every day and then call the people on that blog stalkers. That is insane. 

Audrina's Mommy Is Articulate

I don't watch Dancing With The FameWhores, but I did watch The Hills before Lauren left. Audrina is a dope. She doesn't have enough brain energy to power a keychain flashlight. How did she get that way? I'm going with fetal alcohol syndrome. Judge for yourself with her Mother's charming little rant before someone makes a call and it gets pulled down.

Definitely Airbrushed

I saw the original right after it was taken. It was a Polaroid 20x24 camera. It spit out the prints just like a regular 2x2 that you buy at the drug store. My butt was showing some cheek. As for the perfect white skin? All natural, of course. If you don't count the layer of kabuki powder.

This ad was in every magazine back then so I best let you know, it was for a perfume/bath oil called ONE from 1991. I have no idea what it smelled like. Over-used curling irons and fancy schmancy sheets from the clearance rack at Bloomingdales? That's my guess.