Anderson Cooper's Gigglefest

SO infectious, that giggle. He's like a 13 year old girl getting tickle bombed at Summer Camp.

Happy New Year Everybody

Thank you for reading my blog. Thank you for cracking me up and allowing me to be stupid retarded. I hope that you have a great year ahead of you where everyone blows sunshine up your ass and when it rains, it rains dolla dolla bills y'all.
And thank you, Kathy Griffin for saying fuck on CNN.


I'm off to drink some more now. Shocker, I know.

Been Out Of Commission Lately

I am not sure if it was a flu of the piggy variety but I definitely had the fever of a 102, a lingering sore throat and energy droppage. It doesn't stop me from golfing, though. Go figure.
One more thing. I would like to thank my baby for the new driver. One by one, little by little and slowly but surely I am stealing all of his clubs. He better lock up his irons. They're next.

Do You Kiss Your Mom with that Mouth?

Kathy Griffin doesn't disappoint. Here she is using the D word on CNN last night.

It's Going to be a Great Day

Good morning everybody! Let's start our day with some Kathy Griffin on Larry King Live talking about everyone's favorite newsboy, Anderson Cooper Dreamboat. Kathy and Cutie Pie are covering New Years in Times Square again which means that we'll get to watch Kathy say suggestive things to Andy, and we'll get to hear that goofy Cooper giggle. Seriously, I don't care if he's gay or straight, he needs to make some silver haired babies with somebody. Namely, me.

Happy Birthday Kathy Griffin

You're not his type, Kathy.