American Gigolo Houseboys

I was chatting with some friends about our retirement home together and the house boys we might need to hire. You know, if (God forbid) anything happens to our significant others. I think a Julian type might be a good start  but I'm open to other ideas.
Side note- Didn't Lauren Hutton look drunk in every scene?

Plush Girlfriends

I've seen Real dolls before and those are pretty frightening. What I didn't know was that there is also a market for high end plush dolls that run around $700. They market it as being a teddy bear for grown ass men, but I don't know anyone that boinks their teddy bear, so take that with a grain of salt.


Website here, and a slightly NSFW picture after the jump:
http://www.teddy-babes.com/home.html

The very Definition of Redundant

From Reddit.

I Feel A Horror Movie Coming

Real Dolls, watch them get made!

Honey Pie from California is a place. on Vimeo.

Watchmen! Watchmen! Watchmen!

The new trailer drops today and if you go see Quantum of Solace, it will probably show before the movie. But here it is, I've watched it 4 times already. The hair stood up on my arms and the back of my neck got all tingly. But that might have been the nipple clamps I was wearing while I was watching it. Don't judge!

Vote and Get a Free Vibrator!

If you vote and hang on to your "I voted" sticker, you can get a Silver Bullet vibrator or a Maverick coochie sleeve, for free! Unfortunately, this only applies if you live near a Babeland store in N.Y., Seattle or L.A.

Damn!

Click on the link to read about more free stuff.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27455136/