Boy George Sentenced to 15 Months in Prison

Well, doesn't this just suck. I have only met him once, and that was back in 1987 when he was allegedly doing coke. It was in a London nightclub and he held court from a velvet banquette near the front. He ignored everyone except his close friends and smoked cigarettes while running a constant catty dialogue with those around him. He was beautiful, impeccably made up, and much thinner then. I am so sad to see him like this. We idolized him in college and to see him look this terrible is heart breaking. He starts his sentence next week, I beleive and I hope he uses this time to turn his life around.

Boy George on Weekend Update

SNL is still not quite up to the heights of hilarity it scaled during the election, but this bit was silly enough for a giggle, and Amy Poehler's back! Let's hope she gets better material so she'll stick around.

Someone's Playing the Crying Game Today

The news is making me nostalgic this morning. As for this story, not in a good way. In sad court related news, Boy George was found guilty of false imprisonment of male escort Auden Carlsen and will no doubt face jail time. I know that he's a poofter but I think he's strong enough to handle it. I'd be super surprised to learn that their jails are anywhere near as violent as ours, so he'll probably be put on kitchen duty and complain of boredom and the crappy food and the lack of prostitutes.

I think this is all just a kinky situation gone wrong and that Norwegian ecsort is going to try to take his money in a civil suit. Just you wait and see.