This Is Where I Live, Folks

Strangely beautiful.

Side Splitting Pretension, In Drag!

I've been catching these videos here and there as they're posted on the internet. The drag queen is Drew Droege and he captures Chloe Sevigny's silly dead-pan demeanor perfectly. LOVE. 

Office Party- Sober or Drunk?

Quite a conundrum for a gal like me.

West Virginia's Funniest Home Videos

I am embarrassed to admit that a lot of these people are from Ohio. The sad truth is that half the single mothers south of I-80 work at Walmart and still need a WIC card to get by. I hate this place. HATE.

It's A Brad Pitt Post

We've all been good. We've all been busy bees working towards the holidays with five million things to get done, almost as much stuff to buy and the traffic! I know, order everything online. I would if I could. Some things you have to see for yourself, and touch..........which brings us back to Brad!

I like stoner Brad the best, though pretty much all of them will do. And Mr. McSlore is hotter than him, at least to me. I'm not bragging, he is. 

*Ahem, joorey*

Salsa Dog

What's next, Go-Go Guinea Pigs?

Caption The Housewife

Sometimes Bravo makes it too easy. Oh, JOY!

Cameel shopping for her Tony Awards gown.

Recap, I'm Working On It!

It's been a goofy week filled with drama and home improvement and we need to get proactive here Chez McSlore about building that bar! You understand, no?

Caption The Housewife

Oh dear God, it's Leather in a leather bikini. Where does she stop and where does it begin?

Commenting Rules

99.99% of you have no problem commenting like a normal decent human being. This is not directed at you, though it doesn't hurt to have a refresher.
This is not a free-for-all. You cannot drop in and attack people. This is a benevolent dictatorship and I am the dictator. You show up and attack- you get banned. This goes for everyone. As a matter of fact, I reserve the right to ban you with impunity. If you don't like the rules, which I can and will change as it suits me, go create your own blog and rant and rave about it. It will only prove how truly insane you are.
In closing, in the immortal words of Bethenny Frankel Hoppy, 'get a hobby.' NO ONE CARES, and if you continue to violate the privacy of my readers, I will take further action. As a matter of fact, I will anyway. You cannot stalk a blog all day every day and then call the people on that blog stalkers. That is insane. 

There Is Nothing Like Some Puppy Love

Cold winter antidote. Warm puppy. 

Misfit Love

let's move on from this awful troll drama and watch an amazing band perform on the Rollins Show. Viva hot guys with instruments!

Blog News

I am so sorry everybody but we have to go private for a while. For those of you that weren't here yesterday, I got trolled by someone on a post about stalkers. How ironic is that? At any rate, this is temporary and something I had to do because the troll posted a friend's personal information in the comments and that is SO uncool. 
We'll be back to normal in no time and I apologise once again for the nastiness of yesterday.

Christmas Gift Ideas

Some of you people are so freaking hard to buy for. What do you give to the asshole that has everything, or the picky bitch with the insanely undeserved high standards. Why, you buy them funny crap! Here's where-
http://www.thinkgeek.com/
For me when I'm not drinking-

For junior-

We got the catalog in the mail today and Mr. McSlore is sitting on the couch snickering over it right now. If he thinks he can get away with giving me maple bacon flavored caffeinated lollipops instead of joorey HE IS OUT OF HIS MIND.


By the way, I picked some stuff out for you guys, after the jump. If you can't figure out what it is, just hover over the pic. It should say. Hope you like it! If not, you are an ungrateful child and you'll be lucky to get a shoe up your ass, compliments of moi.

Me In Four Years

Hell, it's me NOW!