The Strange Things That People Do

I give you Stonehenge- Tremont style.

And if you are ever in the neighborhood, get yourself some Lily chocolates and a blood orange Mimosa to go with them. Well worth the trip.

Smoking Baby

Literally.

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What can I say? I read that this Malaysian 2 year old has a pack a day habit and his parents keep feeding it because daddy is a fucking moron, I mean little Marlboro man pitches a major fit if they don't. Is there no CPS in that country? What's next- internet porn? Some coffee to lubricate his infant throat? This is so beyond abuse that I want to scream, and you may want to scream at me after I say this but I truly believe that idiots should be sterilised so this shit doesn't happen in the first place.

Lindsay Explains It All Away

Too bad that I can't believe a word of it. This is so clearly a case of a young woman in the throes of a very deep addiction. Almost nothing that comes out of her mouth is based in any sort of reality (except the part about how gawd awful her father is) and her earnest attempt to appear to be answering all the hard questions might be easier to swallow if she didn't have the eyes and bags under them of a 40 year old late shift waitress at Denny's.

Chances are pretty good that she'll end up in jail and then the hospital as she starts to go through withdrawal. The court will probably mandate that she attend some kind of rehab and Dr. Drew will be salivating at the prospect. Everything about this girl's situation is simply awful. Do you think that she brought it on herself by acting like an entitled bitch, or are her abominable famewhore parents to blame? Why do we care? Rubbernecking the trainwreck, I guess.

Watch Baby Hummingbirds LIVE

I've been so down lately but this immediately perked me up. Even my hangover is no match for this impossibly twee and fetchingly pretty scene. It's the new Shiba Inu cam.

Free TV : Ustream

Hairbox Thrillers

This is totally something that I could see myself doing in Duane Reade with Billium in the early 90s.

From WOW Report.

The Grim Reaper Has Been Up To No Good Again

First it was Dio, a true original and inspiration to metal heads like me everywhere. Then it was Mr. McSlore's amazing grandfather. You could fill a book on what he did in the first half of his life alone, kinda like his grandson. Then my cousin got hit by a car and died in the emergency room. Wait, 'hit' isn't the right word. Pulverised, that sounds more accurate. Her car tumbled into a ravine as he skidded to a stop another 50 yards down the road.

So, that's three, right? Enough, but sadly, there's four. The real person that inspired Geena Davis's character in A League of Their Own died last week as well. I love that movie. I was surprised when I realised that we don't own it. We have 'It's Alive' on DVD, but not that? I love my horror too but that is just insane.

Anyhoo, Dottie was old, she'd lived a long life, and she is another one that inspires to this day. So does the movie. If I had a nickel for every time someone says, "There's no crying in ______," I'd have a lot of nickels, maybe even enough for some popcorn and a soda at a game.

Hug and kiss your loved ones. It's what Marla Hooch would have wanted.

Little Girl Super Fan

This is how I feel about Eddie Izzard. I have weird taste, I know.

Baby's First Explosive Candy

I don't have kids but if I did, this is the kind of stuff I would do with them. Too adorable.

Boomer and Dudley, A Love Story

It happened so fast.

Before I knew it we were stealing sniffs in darkened hallways and licking milkbone crumbs off of each other's faces.

Don't be mad. It's not like we planned this or anything.

Dudley's just so...

damn..

cuddly.

I don't mind all the PDA. I don't even mind yin/yang butt snorkling they do almost hourly when they think I'm not looking. It's the age difference that will be hard to overcome in their future. She just turned 7 yesterday and he's 70. Isn't that illegal or something?

Trash Humpers

That is the title of a new strange film by Harmony Korine. I'm guessing that the premise is a comment on American culture and it's love of the lowest common denominator. It looks weird and non-sensical in that art house way that is so popular with film students. The film is so all over the place that it makes Pink Flamingos look like it was written and performed by The Actor's Studio. John Waters will probably give it five stars.

Nasty Fridge

This is just an update from me to you. In case you didn't know, I write recaps for TVgasm. I am doing three this week, followed by two per week until June. Sadly, my blog has suffered because I can't cut back on golf or gardening, now can I?
I'm going to go clean the fridge and then plant some more seeds, and by the looks of some of the gunk in the bottom of the Frigidaire, I could probably accomplish both at the same time. So if you need any thyme, you can pick it fresh, right out of the crisper.

Extra points if you can guess whose fridge the sign was posted on. Hint- They have an 'employee' named Buster.

Chappelle On Man Rape

Shame on you, Mark! You never told me you were in Houston!!

Grab Your Bats And Balls

Ah, yes. It's baseball season again. Time for SportsCenter to be 90% MLB, 8%hockey/basketball playoffs and 2% golf. Time for overpriced beer and praying that the Indians go over .500. Time for bobbleheads and promotional refrigerator magnets. Time for fireworks and ecstatically skipping back to the car after a ninth inning 3-run homer by Grady Sizemore. Time to try to say no to pulled pork and biscuits and pizza and nachos on the box seats level. Time for crawling into bed after eleven bloated and woozy from whatever Great Lakes beer they have on tap.
The good news? Nobody goes to the games anymore. The parking is great, the seats are cheap and if you are downtown with nothing to do, you don't have to worry about the game being sold out. There is one thing you do have to worry about. The freaking mascots. I attended a game a few years back and it just so happened to be on my birthday. My brother and the dork I was dating at the time decided it would be extra special if Cleveland's mascot, Slider, said Happy Birthday to me. He/she grabbed me from behind, rubbing his/her grubby kiddie booger stained wooly mammoth paws all over my face and chest. I had nightmares. No joke. They're still funny from afar, though.

Speaking of Strange Animal Behaviour..

Does the Orca want to play with Sparky or does he want a puppy brunch?

Cat And An iPad

If you have any pussy/pad jokes, feel free.