Thursday, December 3, 2009

Admit It. You'd Hit It


Obama acid!

Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman

CBS did an NPH voice-over to promote the actual cartoon that they are airing. Very strange to use his character from How I Met Your Mother to promote a Christmas special for the kiddies. But also, high-larious!

More Fun With Babies

Death Metal Baby

I see a bright future for this kid. One full of Manic Panic hair dye, hot topic spiked belts, mystical lyrics about ancient battles and plenty of alone time with his right hand.

Freestyle Play by Play Arrest

Dude sounds like he has Tourrettes or something or his mouth is cursed like the ballet slippers in The Red Shoes and he has to rap until he dies. Or it's the PCP.

James Lipton's Beard


It gives surprisingly good advice.
This is a genius new ad campaign for LG where the Beard imparts wisdom on the recipient. Teens should take heed, as should Tiger and pretty much everybody else.



Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009

That's One Way To Earn Your Tuna Cassarole

And, Jazz Hands!

Did You Know...


Is that a picture of the ever popular anal bear? I know a few of those.

Pray For Tiger Part II




I felt so relieved when I heard that Tiger was okay and then I read that his wife was beating him with one of his own golf clubs and I felt even better!


Turns out that they were fighting on Thanksgiving over some chick who denies, denies that she had herself a little fun times with him in a hotel and wifey just went OFF!


I love how they are trying to spin the fact that she beat his car with a five iron, into trying to break a window to get him out. Wow. Who knew that Scandinavian girls had such vile tempers? The ones I knew were big boned stoners with promiscuous streaks and a penchant for skiing naked. Doing everything naked, actually.


Anyhoo, it's funny. I have remarked to Mr. McSlore on many occassions that if I could trade places with anyone in the world it would be Tiger. Now, not so much. Just wait until he receives that clubhouse ribbing from the other pros. Nothing like getting beat by your wife to humanize a fella. He REALLY needs your prayers now.

I Have Always Wondered If This Was Possible

Now I know.