Saturday, October 10, 2009

Good Hair Trailer

Did you know that you can put a weave on layaway?
Good Hair opens this weekend.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Fix Yah Hayyyaaah

Jill Zarin's next puppy.
Bawwwwbeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

I Ruv Rooooooooo

I almost didn't bother with this because I am such a sucker for puppies of any kind and everybody knows it and is probably sick of it. Too bad.
He could have one tooth and a mangy coat and I'd still ruv him. God, I'm retarded.


I Just Want The Patch

Shhh. Don't Tell My Boyfriend


I'm saving this for next April Fool's Day.

It's Getting Harder Out there For A Pimp

Weed is a hell of a drug.
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Replace Human Contact With A Warm Heaving Blob

Some guy is going to figure out how to fuck that thing, just you wait and see.

Or is that the point? I'm confused. And scared.

Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.

Vampire Pacifier


For the Twihard/teen mothers out there, or stick it in your toddler's mouth when you hear that doorbell ring to piss off all the Jehovahs that bother you on an almost daily basis.

I'm not lying. They were here this morning and if I had one I would have worn it. Maybe I should put a pentagram above the door or answer unwelcome callers with fake blood on my hands or in an SS uniform or a nun's habit? Any ideas? Help!

They are driving me mad, especially since they come in the morning when I am on the couch by the window next to the front door and they can see me when they walk up. Damn bible thumpers.....next time they come to my door they better be holding a check from Ed McMahon or I'm getting out the shotgun.
At first glance I thought that this was another fabulous product from Billy but on closer inspection it says Billy Bob, which is almost as awesome. You can buy them on Amazon.


Thursday, October 8, 2009

Jesus Died LOL

Guy picks horribly offensive user name for playing HALO online. Hilarity ensues.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

First Great Fight of the Season

Parros has 83 fights since 2005, Scott has only 5. This video shows why most players aren't stupid enough to take on the 6'8" Scott. There are some nice close ups at the end of fist meeting face. Not even the power of the pornstache and 70s hairdo can save Parros and that's just sad. Just kidding. Puhlease! It's freaking hilarious.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Dude. Teach me.

My putting has been less than stellar lately so to see an instructor make one from 200 feet makes me want to throw my clubs in Lake Erie.
Also, why does every damn item in golf that someone decided to make pink have to have a freaking breast cancer ribbon on it? I like pink. No, I love pink but I don't want to look like I just got back from a Walk-A-Thon or a Breast Cancer Awareness charity golf tournament.
Uh oh. Now I've done it. Watch me get breast cancer now. Fuck it. If the doctor has to chop them off it'll just improve my game because they won't get in the way anymore. So there.

Blob On Board

I've been lazy lately on this blog, mostly posting videos. As soon as the weather gets shitty again (I'm in Ohio so it shouldn't be too long) I promise to post more than the latest crap from youtube. Until then, fat guy does split, gets hernia- yay!