Whose voice shrinks men's balls up into their body cavities? Who makes sweeping generalizations of all men, including gay ones? Who miraculously still has a job yet has never been successful at it? Who tells women to amp up the titties while dumbing themselves down, all for the right RICH guy, of course?
Why, it's Batty Canker, of course!
Thank you, thank you to the geniuses over at Vulture. Their NY magazine recaps and TV reporting are my favorites by far.
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
RIP Patrice O'Neal
One of the truly great comics of our time is gone. He died of complications following the stroke he suffered in October. He will be missed.
Here's his best bit. If you know of any others, please share the links.
Here's his best bit. If you know of any others, please share the links.
Ridickulous Seems Like A Cool Guy
If you watched The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you know that I referring to the stripper that is so big that he can fellate himself. Is that a word, fellate? Anyway, he can suck his own dick.
I just love how NeNe acts like she's a lady when she sees him. Puh-lease! You know she only acted disgusted because she didn't think of it first. What a nasty old bitter bitch she has become. I have never seen a glummer cunt.
And since you are all wondering.....Ridickulous naked after the jump! Proceed with caution.
I just love how NeNe acts like she's a lady when she sees him. Puh-lease! You know she only acted disgusted because she didn't think of it first. What a nasty old bitter bitch she has become. I have never seen a glummer cunt.
And since you are all wondering.....Ridickulous naked after the jump! Proceed with caution.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Joel McHale on Conan
He really does hate those Kunts, doesn't he?
And we agreed that if Joel says it, it doesn't count as an actual KKK post, right? Good, because he's funny as Hell, and I still love Conan even though I never seem to be awake or sober enough to hit the DVR when he's on.
And we agreed that if Joel says it, it doesn't count as an actual KKK post, right? Good, because he's funny as Hell, and I still love Conan even though I never seem to be awake or sober enough to hit the DVR when he's on.
The Hunger Games Trailer
It looks good, and guaranteed to be upsetting. Only one comes out alive. Can we throw Taylor in there too?
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Kartrashian SNL Skit
Please let this mark the end of their rein of terror on the E! network. Such losers! And I blame every single one of you that watch this trite glorification of superficial fame grabbing and phony familial homey-ness.
Remember, this is a girl that is not only famous for getting peed on, but she stole six figures from Ray J's own Mother. And that voice! It is so bland, so devoid of anything remotely resembling character or personality that it makes me want to stick knitting needles into my ears! Oh, and let's not forget that their so-called collections of perfumes, handbags and clothing are complete rip-offs of other designers. They all suck, and this is the first and last post I will ever do about these leeches on society, which I wouldn't have done in the first place if Kristen Wiig wasn't such a genius.
Remember, this is a girl that is not only famous for getting peed on, but she stole six figures from Ray J's own Mother. And that voice! It is so bland, so devoid of anything remotely resembling character or personality that it makes me want to stick knitting needles into my ears! Oh, and let's not forget that their so-called collections of perfumes, handbags and clothing are complete rip-offs of other designers. They all suck, and this is the first and last post I will ever do about these leeches on society, which I wouldn't have done in the first place if Kristen Wiig wasn't such a genius.
Monday, November 7, 2011
Truth In Advertising
Here's the awesomely honest commercial for Immortals which opens on Friday. It has half naked muscular men killing each other, hot chicks in slinky ancient Greek slutwear, and epic special effects. I may sit through this one twice. Naked.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Haunted House Hilarity
My neighbour died. I need a good laugh. R.I.P. John, you old coot. He was a hilarious letch and he will be missed. Somewhere in heaven he is watching hockey and staring down Mary Magdelene's dress.
Occupy Main Street
Who doesn't have Polo and Caviar Galas? I mean, REALLY. That shit can get expensive!
Friday, October 21, 2011
TGIF With No Rapture For YOU!
So, once again the supposed 'rapture' has come and gone, yet here I sit, untouched and unscathed. How could that be? I've been really good and pious and grateful and nice! I recycle, I compost, I am kind to animals, annoying old people and even screaming brats at the grocery store. What do I have to do, bleed from the palms? Endure another Inquisition while giggling like Anderson Cooper? Heal LINDSAY LOHAN?
Fuck it, it's cold, I'll make a fire.
Fuck it, it's cold, I'll make a fire.
Since we're probably going to be here through another long freaking Winter while all the sermonizers waft to the heavens like so many Led Balloons, Mr. McSlore built us a right proper wood rack for the sunroom. It only took him an hour and a half!
I think someone might be getting lucky tonight!
What are YOUR plans?
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
The Real Housewives of South Boston
Since Bravo has jumped the shark with every single branch if the franchise, we might as well get some laughs out of the parodies. Here's the Southie version-
Monday, October 17, 2011
The Walken Dead
Did anyone watch the premiere of Walking Dead last night, or were all you bitches too busy watching Tre's head spin around? Ah, yes. The beauty of October and all the scary programs on TV!
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