Please let this mark the end of their rein of terror on the E! network. Such losers! And I blame every single one of you that watch this trite glorification of superficial fame grabbing and phony familial homey-ness.
Remember, this is a girl that is not only famous for getting peed on, but she stole six figures from Ray J's own Mother. And that voice! It is so bland, so devoid of anything remotely resembling character or personality that it makes me want to stick knitting needles into my ears! Oh, and let's not forget that their so-called collections of perfumes, handbags and clothing are complete rip-offs of other designers. They all suck, and this is the first and last post I will ever do about these leeches on society, which I wouldn't have done in the first place if Kristen Wiig wasn't such a genius.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
Truth In Advertising
Here's the awesomely honest commercial for Immortals which opens on Friday. It has half naked muscular men killing each other, hot chicks in slinky ancient Greek slutwear, and epic special effects. I may sit through this one twice. Naked.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Haunted House Hilarity
My neighbour died. I need a good laugh. R.I.P. John, you old coot. He was a hilarious letch and he will be missed. Somewhere in heaven he is watching hockey and staring down Mary Magdelene's dress.
Occupy Main Street
Who doesn't have Polo and Caviar Galas? I mean, REALLY. That shit can get expensive!
Friday, October 21, 2011
TGIF With No Rapture For YOU!
So, once again the supposed 'rapture' has come and gone, yet here I sit, untouched and unscathed. How could that be? I've been really good and pious and grateful and nice! I recycle, I compost, I am kind to animals, annoying old people and even screaming brats at the grocery store. What do I have to do, bleed from the palms? Endure another Inquisition while giggling like Anderson Cooper? Heal LINDSAY LOHAN?
Fuck it, it's cold, I'll make a fire.
Fuck it, it's cold, I'll make a fire.
Since we're probably going to be here through another long freaking Winter while all the sermonizers waft to the heavens like so many Led Balloons, Mr. McSlore built us a right proper wood rack for the sunroom. It only took him an hour and a half!
I think someone might be getting lucky tonight!
What are YOUR plans?
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
The Real Housewives of South Boston
Since Bravo has jumped the shark with every single branch if the franchise, we might as well get some laughs out of the parodies. Here's the Southie version-
Monday, October 17, 2011
The Walken Dead
Did anyone watch the premiere of Walking Dead last night, or were all you bitches too busy watching Tre's head spin around? Ah, yes. The beauty of October and all the scary programs on TV!
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Wozniak Remembers Steve Jobs
The big guy is pretty awesome too. It must be hard to lose such a close friend.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
LMLMB's New Look
I was getting so freaking tired of the strain on my eyes that I decided to make a change. It's a simple one. I still like the layout. I just didn't like the black. My only problem is that the light blue is so BORING. Any ideas?
I think I'll go meditate in church and see if I can come up with anything. I mean, meditate to SLAYER, of course.
I think I'll go meditate in church and see if I can come up with anything. I mean, meditate to SLAYER, of course.
The Cat Whisperer
I love the super close-ups of maru that I just posted but it was severely lacking in the humor department, so here's this one. The two minute mark with the ID is brilliant! Don't spoil the moment by watching after that. Trust me. It's all downhill from there.
Kitty Porn
Maru wants you. He wants to sink his paws into your rug and violate your box.
What? He does! I saw him jumping out of one from UPS just last week.
What? He does! I saw him jumping out of one from UPS just last week.
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