Shannon Tweed Is PISSED

I admit that when Mr. McSlore first told me that Gene Simmons and his girlfriend of 27 years were really, truly fighting, I assumed it was a publicity stunt. Not anymore! This clip has to be seen to be believed. I don't think I've ever seen a man more uncomfortable, and thank you, Joy! Thank you for articulating my exact feelings when it comes to reality shows these days. I've pretty much had it with them, almost as much as Shannon has had it with Gene. 


I may actually watch this now. Will you?

LeBron's New Decision

Entitled TOOL. He's better than you, ya know. You had to go back to your shitty jobs on Monday. He got to sip Champagne from the finest 2nd place trophy known to man. CHODE.

Canadians Riot After Vancouver Loss

Wait, WHAT?


The second I typed that I felt like I fell into a parallel universe. Aren't Canadians always harping on us down here in the United States about how we're so much more violent and they are superior in their civilised ways? Not when it comes to hockey! And I'm cool with that. Have you ever seen a soccer melee? It makes this look so lame. Actually, Saturday nights on West 6th Street make this shit look lame.

Sometimes High Powered Cameras Are A Bad Thing

A chick (?!?) at Bonnaroo. Feel free to caption her since the Housewife hags are not inspiring me these days.

Now. Can you handle the super close-up?

Ah, yes. You know you're jealous. I knew who Anonymous was before you all did!

Lest We Forget

Japan, three months after the tsunami and earthquake. 
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/06/japan_three_months_after_the_q.html

Go The Fuck To Sleep

I've been there, babysitting a kid, a niece who would NOT sleep. I ended up propping her in a chair in front of MTV. Maybe that's why she only listens to Christian rock these days. Rebellious, I tell you!


It's an actual book that you can buy at Borders. I already have it on my list for three people I know. HILARIOUS, plus Samuel L. Jackson. How do you beat that?

Bonnaroo: A Misery and Aren't Festival

Me under the famous fountain, with A MISTER, I might add.

This was my fourth trip to the outdoor music and arts festival. I am 46 years years old and never had a problem with the relentless heat and moisture before, so all you pansy asses at Gawker can kiss my ass for all your boo-hooing over being too old and cool for it at age 25. Age was not the problem. The people that died were 24 and 32. Not old by any means. The real problem is much bigger than that, inklings of which I saw from the very first moment we got to Manchester, Tennessee.

Apres Bonnaroo

I will be going on at length later about the Hell that was Bonnaroo this year. A woman died, probably of drugs, Mr. McSlore got very ill and I learned never to rely on festival medical centers. Best to take a cab to the nearest clinic. Live and learn. I'll let the car give you some idea of the amount of dust there was, and this was after I wiped it down with a sheet before we left on Monday.

Gone Phishing

Okay, not technically since Phish won't actually be there, but they've been there plenty in the past. 

As most of you know, I am talking about Bonnaroo. Wish me luck. No sunburn, no bad druggies and, PLEASE GOD, not too close to the porta-potties! 

I will have a million pictures when I get back. Love you guys!

Boyz To Manzo

Okay. Where to begin. 


First of all, I can't think of two more boring people on this planet than Albie and Cwistfuwr. They make Stephen Wright look like a crack head. Second, why do they have a red carpet in their apartment? They live in Hoboken, not Hollywood! Thirdly, I love Greg. I have loved him since last season, mostly because he's hot and has a cute dog. Yes, I know he's gay, but he's the only one with a personality and I would watch these 'webisodes' (LAME. What does Miss Andy pay you in, Maker's Mark?) if they were solely about him. 

Victorian Village In San Diego

When we were in San Diego last month, I dragged Mr. McSlore up to Old Town to see the completed Victorian village in Heritage Park. It's tucked way in the back, behind the cheesy Mexican themed bars and touristy Mexican shops and, well, Mexican everything. Not my favorite place in San Diego, but worth the trek just to gaze at the amazing restoration. Last time I was here, it was 1988 and they were just getting started with the landscaping. It was basically just sculpted dirt at that point. Now it's this tiny oasis of beauty.


Feast your eyes after the jump.

Sarah Palin Could Not Be More Full of Shit

If any of you are seriously considering voting for her, you might also want to consider using Casey Anthony as your family babysitter, or ask Michelle Bachman to teach your child's American History class.

The Daily Show - Indecision 2012 - Driving Miss Crazy
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Happy Birthday, Maru!

He may be the most documented cat in internet history, even exceeding FourFour's Winston. Cutest Scottish Fold ever.

Fail Compilation For May

How emergency rooms get filled. And how we stay entertained. Have a great Momorial Day everyone!

Caption The Housewife, Finally Walking Upright Edition

All I'm going to say is, girl looks SO much better from the side.