Meryl Thatcher

I cannot wait for this movie to come out. We already know that she can play a ball-breaker. Hello, Miranda Priestly. She's just the best of the best of the best. Every role is so perfect. There's Julia Child, Susanne Vale, Madeline Ashton, and Mary Fucking Fisher. Is there anyone she can't play? Maybe Gary Coleman in a movie about Diff'rent Strokes, I dunno.

R.I.P. Tura Satana

Have you seen 'Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill!' from the 60s? It's campy, go-go mean girl trash and she was a bad-ass shit-kicking queen bee muthafucka. She was of Japanese/Filipino/Native American/Scotch-Irish decent and developed at an early age. She says she was gang raped at the age of 9, but the guys who raped her were never prosecuted. She knew martial arts and started a gang in reform school. She basically lived her life like a B movie. 

After that, she became a stripper. Of course she did! She even stripped through an entire pregnancy at the age of 19!
After she was through acting (or acting was through with HER) she married, got shot by a former lover, became a nurse and then a police dispatcher. She died on Friday of heart failure. 


Now THAT'S a biography I would gladly read. Here she is in Faster Pussycat.

The Best Super Bowl Commercial That Never Was

Baby Vader

We have a winner for cutest Super Bowl commercial, courtesy of VW.

TGIF With A Lesson In Manners From Chloe

Ah, yes. Manners. mine are impeccable. I keep my elbows off the table, ask permission from management before shtupping Mr. McSlore in local pub bathrooms, and use only the finest lace hankies to wipe any spooge spittle ever so delicately from my chin. I have STANDARDS.

And since I do have such an impeccable sense of decorum, I saved the nude picture of Ricky Martin for after the jump.

Begging For Attention

Who is getting blotto and putting the video on Youtube? Why, it's the daughter of Mensa couple Frank and Slurry McFuzzybrains, Raquel! This is what you get when you are raised with really high expectations and a zero tolerance policy for drinking in bowling alleys in Orange County. A stand-up HO.

The Ballad of Kris Letang

As you all know, i have a soft spot for hockey, and hockey players in particular. I also have a huge soft spot for the Penguins' Kris Letang, not least because he looks a bit like Mr. McSlore. Little nose, pretty lips, soft hazel eyes, will break your bones if you let him. 

Let's look at some eye candy, mkay?

Pawn Preacher Got Surgery

And he's still fug as shit! Here he is before, now try not to puke-

Click on the link to see the after shots. IF YOU DARE

http://thedirty.com/2011/01/here-are-pictures-of-jim-bellino-after-the-chin-implant-and-neck-lip/

A Face For Freedom

Every person on this planet deserves a voice and a chance for democracy. I really hope this works for them. It would be amazing to have a fully democratic nation in the Middle East. Imagine if this were you. Instead of taking your freedom for granted, you just hope that you might see it in your lifetime.

Nice Bride, Right?

Not something I would wear, but pretty, right?

It's a dude.

Is Stretch A Drunk?

You tell me..

By the way, just watch the first 5 minutes.

The Real Golddiggers of Aging Badly

Bravo has a preview up for the new season of OC, and can I just say how terrible Tamra's face looks? She was ten times cuter when she first signed on to the show four years ago. Is it the tanning, the weight loss, or what (sniffables)? Her skin has the look of old parchment that's been left in a desert cave for too long, and her lips look like earthworms that you find dead on the sidewalk in the Summer, having been toasted by that big yellow orb in the sky. Plus, she shoves Jeana which means I will be cracking her over the skull with words. 


These bitches, the ORIGINAL bitches, I might add, are looking haggard as hell. The new lesbian is hot, though. I think I'll just watch for her. I would much rather watch cute girls go at it, than one more season of Mallard Mouth trying to convince us that Jimbo is hot. Dude is getting more shifty eyed and less attractive than a stuffed walrus, if that's even possible.


And tonight is going to be EPIC. Some drinking games were suggested on FB, but I need to be up and at 'em the following morning, so you guys drink for me. Just put a spit screen in front of the TV.


Series starts March 6th. Oh, and Tamra's nipple after the jump. Some keen eyed Gawker reader grabbed it.

Booger Buddies

So, the Steelers won last night, which makes me pretty happy. I'm still struggling with the fact that Ben is a rapist (ALLEGEDLY, pfft) but I find my way around that by rooting for other teammates like Mendenhall, Mewelde Moore and Hines Ward. Troy didn't factor as much as I would have liked, but beggars can't be choosers and a win is a win. I did catch the booger wipe and I was buzzing pretty hard but I think they replayed it on air. Maybe boogers are Sanchez's kryptonite?

Leo's Turn

A while back I gave you Nicholas Cage freaking out in spectacular fashion. Here's Rose's soul mate doing the same. 

Speaking of PeeWee..