Bored at the Sandwich Shop

R.I.P. McQueen

There's a ton of shite fashion out there. Rarely do you find someone who makes superb items time after time after time. Alexander McQueen was one of those people.

I couldn't afford to wear it and I only have one little t-shirt and a cute white shift from his Target collection (and a fabulous Rodarte dress) but, damn. What a loss. How much you want to bet that every item in his forthcoming show in Paris just flies off the shelves?

Oh well. He's with his mum now, making costumes for real fairies for a change.

Good Riddance Tom Sizemore

I'm a busy little recapper at the moment. Celebrity Rehab got posted yesterday and I am so glad that Tom walked out. I hope that he stays gone because I find it absolutley reprehensible to allow him to get paid to be in rehab WITH THE WOMAN HE BEAT UP. Wrong on every level, especially since I love Heidi Fleiss and she deserves a chance at sobriety without having to look at his ugly mug every damn day.
Kari Anne is back and I am calling her Carrion for obvious reasons. What a waste of space. She is truly vile and needs to disappear. I'll help her. I hear that the White Slavery racket can be super fun for former beauty queens these days. Maybe I could arrange a little meet & greet.
Linkypoo-

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/celebrity-rehab/celebrity-rehab-5-11669.php

Bonnarooooooooo

The line-up for this year is out and it is STELLAR. I cannot wait to see the Theivery Corp, and I almost lost my shit when I found out about the Melvins. Seriously, on the verge of tears, I'm such a sucker for some bands. And Kings of Leon, Flaming Lips! Clutch! Waaaaaaahh!!


Dave Matthews Band
Kings of Leon
Stevie Wonder
Jay-Z
Tenacious D
Weezer
The Flaming Lips with Stardeath and White Dwarfs perform “Dark Side of the Moon”
The Dead Weather
Damian Marley and Nas
Phoenix
Norah Jones
Michael Franti and Spearhead
John Fogerty
Regina Spektor
Jimmy Cliff
LCD Soundsystem
The Avett Brothers
Thievery Corporation
Rise Against
Tori Amos
The National
Zac Brown Band
Les Claypool
John Prine
The Black Keys
Steve Martin & the Steep Canyon Rangers
Jeff Beck
Dropkick Murphys
She & Him
Against Me!
The Disco Biscuits
Daryl Hall & Chromeo
Jamey Johnson
Clutch
Bassnectar
Kid Cudi
Baaba Maal
Kris Kristofferson
Medeski Martin & Wood
The xx
GWAR
Dan Deacon Ensemble
Tinariwen
Wale
Deadmau5
The Melvins
The Gaslight Anthem
Miike Snow
The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Dr. Dog
They Might Be Giants
Punch Brothers
Isis
Blitzen Trapper
Blues Traveler
Miranda Lambert
Calexico
Gary Chardonnay
OK Go
Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue
Martin Sexton
Lotus
Baroness
Dave Rawlings Machine
Mayer Hawthorne and the County
Japandroids
Jay Electronica
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros
Ingrid Michaelson
The Dodos
Manchester Orchestra
The Temper Trap
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Big Sam's Funky Nation
Carolina Chocolate Drops
NEEDTOBREATHE
Tokyo Police Club
The Entrance Band
Local Natives
Brandi Carlile
Mumford & Sons
Rebelution
Diane Birch
Monte Montgomery
Julia Nunes
The Postelles
Lucero
Here We Go Magic
Hot Rize
Neon Indian
B.O.B
More Artists to Be Announced!

Horrible Parenting 101

My latest recap is up at TVgasm and I want to say a big thanks to all of you! You have helped me to become the most read recapper on the website! YAY!
This week was another doozy. I am not buying that Slurry gives a shit about her daughter running wild in Laguna. She cares more about making sure that her dealer doesn't lose her number than she ever did about Alexa partying.
And as for Jimbo? He shocks everyone by continuing to be a nasty chauvanist pig. Oh, and he's packing. Or stuffing his crotch. Don't know, don't care. I am willing to kick him in the groin to find out, though. Who's with me?

Hop on over: http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/real-housewives-of-orange-county/real-housewives-30-11556.php

Giant Blythe Dolls!

Where do I get one?


Thanks, Jill.

Where There's A Will, There's A Way

Back In The Days When We Still Used Film

ONTD has an amazing post up. I stole most of these photos from there. Tons more when you hop the link:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/43312509.html#cutid1

Her Madgenstein And Jesus's Weiner (nsfw)

Holy Mary, mother of god. No wonder she loves her some photoshop.

I See The Resemblance..

But I think that you're giving them too much credit.

Sticking It To The Man, Ginge Style

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Your mama must be so proud.

Aniston, You Got READ

CNN's Showbiz Tonight pulls no punches in dissecting Jennifer Aniston's calculated media pushes ahead of the premieres of her movies. I bet she is just fuming into her bong right now.
I also bet you someone's publicist is getting an earful today, and that Megan Alexander chick needs to stfu with her pre-rehearsed Gerard Butler ass licking. That's some ET shit right there.
Anyway, it's pretty irrefutable evidence, if you care to watch.

Steve McQueen Has A Hot Grandson

Where did this boy come from and why didn't anyone tell me about him?

He is super hot, has the same name as his legendary grandfather and stars in The Vampire Diaries. Looks like I have some DVDs to rent this weekend...

Ho Time Again

I'm back.
I have been writing my little fingers off and have two recaps up at TVgasm. There's some good news to report as well. The website is getting a complete overhaul! Now you'll be able to comment with avatars and the number of smaller posts is going to increase dramatically. I will still be posting here, but more sporadically for a while. Once Drag Race starts I am going to be doing three recaps a week and that is an awful lot when you have carpal tunnel. I know, boo hoo, poor you.
Here is the link to read about Lynn's crappy parenting skills and Gretchen's big mouth-

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/real-housewives-of-orange-county/real-housewives-29-11484.php?page=1