Oh Shit, I Didn't Know The Kid In Front Of Me Had A Camera!

Fuck!
In my own defense, I'm in an interpretive dance group and I was practising my moves. Don't judge! It's for the big holiday extravaganza!


Caaraaazzyyyyyy!!
Courtney Love's got competition.

Well, That Only Took A Few Days

No surprise. Somebody took the voicemail and made a slow jam out of it. I'm waiting for the auto-tune version.
Oh, and here's a nice little tidbit- when he was fucking his side bitches in an Ambien haze, he wasn't wearing a condom. Maybe he was so stoned that he forgot how to put them on.
You know what I would do if I were him? Get divorced and fly the freak flag as high as possible! Start a new business venture- Tiger's Cocktail Waitress Cruises! Whatever, Tiger. Just quit lying. The cat's already out of the bag, so to speak.

I Recapped Those Bitches Again

This week we have grown women playing Bunko and getting trashed, grown children with no ambition or self control around alcohol, and an ex housewife who has really GROWN. Oh my God, when you see the cougar in the wigged out group picture at the 'Drunko' party YOU WILL DIE!

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/real-housewives-of-orange-county/real-housewives-24-11197.php

Jersey, Hollaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

I think that this clip stars the actual video crew from the Emmy worthy Jersey Shore. Try not to jizz in your pants. I failed.

Admit It. You'd Hit It

Obama acid!

Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman

CBS did an NPH voice-over to promote the actual cartoon that they are airing. Very strange to use his character from How I Met Your Mother to promote a Christmas special for the kiddies. But also, high-larious!

More Fun With Babies

Death Metal Baby

I see a bright future for this kid. One full of Manic Panic hair dye, hot topic spiked belts, mystical lyrics about ancient battles and plenty of alone time with his right hand.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Freestyle Play by Play Arrest

Dude sounds like he has Tourrettes or something or his mouth is cursed like the ballet slippers in The Red Shoes and he has to rap until he dies. Or it's the PCP.

James Lipton's Beard

It gives surprisingly good advice.
This is a genius new ad campaign for LG where the Beard imparts wisdom on the recipient. Teens should take heed, as should Tiger and pretty much everybody else.

This Craig Guy Sure Is Curious

And when I Googled "Craig" this is the first image to come up so it stays. One more thing, what is a Banana Big M?


http://users.tpg.com.au/morepats/Craig/

This One's For My Baby

Left 4 Dead 2 gingerbread men, yum!

Don't Smoke Pot And Then Clean Your Shower Door

Yes, this is another lazy video posting day.

Do All Sex Offenders Look Like They Shop At Walmart?

Hot.

Guys Keep Taking Pictures Of Themselves Naked In Front Of A Mirror

And we're all much better people because of it!

And it's Cleveland Indian's centerfielder Grady SIZEMORE!!
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41544086.html#cutid1