This Explains A Lot

Vent Anonymously

If you have a gripe that needs to be heard but you can't or won't use your name, there is a website just for you.
http://ventanon.com/

You can bitch at your boss, your boyfriend or your neighbor without getting in trouble. Yay!

I'm surprised that it took someone so long to think of this. It's much better than confession and you don't have to do those annoying hail marys and stuff.

If anyone out there knows Kanye West, send him the link. It might be the best PR move of his life.

Here is a particularly lovely entry:

Fuck you!!! You Fat 35 Ugly Bitch!!! You said don’t worry I don’t think I can have any kids and will get an abortion if you want me to…FUCKING LIES!!! You gutless whore!!! 3 Times I got drunk enough to fuck you and you fuck me over like this? I should falcon punch you in the stomach over and over again!!! You knew you couldn’t get any real man to fuck you anymore because your ugly as shit and over weight!!! My moment of weakness and for what?!!! Shitty blow jobs and horrible sex when you fart twice and get dry?!!! My god what was THINKING?!! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

Oh My God, Look What I Found

An old picture of Perez Hilton!

Or maybe that's my flu. I have been acting extra bitchy lately.

So That's What The Basket's For

Been Out Of Commission Lately

I am not sure if it was a flu of the piggy variety but I definitely had the fever of a 102, a lingering sore throat and energy droppage. It doesn't stop me from golfing, though. Go figure.
One more thing. I would like to thank my baby for the new driver. One by one, little by little and slowly but surely I am stealing all of his clubs. He better lock up his irons. They're next.

Like Grandfather, Like Grandson

Comb-overs run in the family. Not even infants are immune. Poor little Donald Trump III. Be strong. One day you will be able to break the cycle.

I Hope God Doesn't Strike Me Dead For This

But I thought it was funny and creative.

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Rafa Gets A Smooch

He beat Monfils in four sets and some random guy came up and gave him a kiss. I have no idea how he got on the court (scary) and I'm not going to tell you when it happens because you should watch the whole thing. He is the cutest, sweetest tennis player out there and he doesn't seem terribly upset that he got kissed by a dude.
I'm hoping that we have him and Federer in the final. Lots of net charging and grunting. Make up your own joke for that one.

For No Good Reason..

I have that song stuck in my head now.

"The Man Within" Trailer

William S. Burroughs was an actual maverick and one of the few people on this earth who was truly free. All except that decades long heroin habit, that is. He revolutionized the novel as confessional in a way that Allen Ginsberg changed poetry and Hunter S. Thompson changed journalism.

This documentary is done interview style with people like John Waters, Iggy Pop and Gus Van Sant. It comes out later this fall. Go see it just to watch the old man shoot a gun with the glee of a three year old with his first toy truck.

I Don't Feel So Bad For Having A Little Tummy

Look at this guy. He used to be a dancer. Then he married Britney Spears, divorced her and is living the high life off of the settlement. Pot+plenty of money+Papa John's on speed dial=BELLY OF THE WHALE! Dayum! And I beat myself up for my little muffin pouch. Sheesh.

Conch Guy Part 2

Enjoy. It's still the only good thing about this show.

Pot Psychology Outtakes

Outtakes, AKA, The Stuff You Shouldn't Be Seeing from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

Red velvet cupcakes. Must. have. now.

Enterprise Dog

Set phasers to humiliated.

Stolen from Film Drunk

The Only Good Thing About My Antonio

Yes, I'm recapping this trainwreck now that Megan got cancelled due to a sudden outbreak of homicidal/suicidal douchewankery. At least I get to look at this guy who is ten times hotter than Antonio Sabato.

If you're bored, head over to TVgasm and read my recap. I'd link but it's not working right now, dammit.