Billy Has A New Song

And he set it to slo-mo fireworks, just like my sex life. How thoughtful.

Untitled from billybeyond on Vimeo.

LOL VOGUE. I LUVZ IT

Go to Jezebel and see the rest.

http://jezebel.com/5342644/lolvogue-i-purmd-mai-hare/gallery/

Hypocrites On Parade

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Fox News: The New Liberals
http://www.thedailyshow.com/
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Healthcare Protests

The show is on hiatus for three weeks starting Monday. What's a poor whiney liberal like me to do?

Shooting Your Fellow Commuters

There's an app for that.

Cut and Slide Montage

Beautiful, no?


It's also cool if you close your eyes and listen to the sound effects. Yuck!

Elmo Breaks it Down

This is for Tobie and Praise. The last half is the best.

Target Lady

I can't believe that I missed this! I thought that I had seen all of Timberlake's SNL appearances.


And thanks to Jen for showing it to me in Colorado last week.

I've Been Putting This Off

Our beloved Trillian passed away while we were in Colorado. She was a sweetheart, funny and loving. Never naughty except for eating dirt (she grew out of eating poo last year) and always cuddly and sweet.

Many thanks to Jane and Karen who put her down for us lovingly and humanely. I am so sorry that you had to do that on your own. I wish that I had been there. I never got to say goodbye. Now I'm going to cry.

Love you forever, Trilly, love you forever.

You Are A Speck Upon A Speck Upon A Speck Upon A......Infinity

Seriously, you are.

Mouse Abuse

It's not okay to pinch waitress's butts anymore? When did that happen?
Surreal.

Photoshop Fatties

This was created as part of a promotion for Sony Playstation. I don't care, it's freaking hilarious but can they make Kirstie skinny? How about Rosie, or Roseanne?

Once More, With Feeling

It's the last Daisy recap. I hope that God forgives me.
Linkypoo:


http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/daisy-of-love/daisy-of-love-f-10215.php

You Have Every Right To Be Bitter

But you kinda signed up for it, didn't you? Anyway, you're wrong. I'm at the golf course.

A Five Year Old's Got The Blues

I about died laughing when he said he shot a man in Reno just to see him die.

Who's The Furry?

It's Johnny Depp at ComicCon in San Diego!

Why, Johnny, why? I'm hoping that he thought it would be a hilarious way to avoid getting mobbed by crazed fans. In which case it's pure genius because most furries are tragically ugly and unfuckable and Mr. Depp most certainly is NOT. I'd do him in the squirrel costume anyway, but I'd have to see his face first. Oh, never mind, that's just gross.

By the way, does anyone know where I can find the old MTV documentary on a furry convention? My boyfriend says that it's creepily entertaining. Also, after watching it he realized why a couple of the guys he worked with were so strange and had animal-ish names that corresponded to the plushies in their computers. And yes, they were uber-ugly geeks.