Hairless Biker Kitties

This is all kinds of messed up. Do the owners of these cats think that doing this makes them look cool? At first I didn't think that it was real, but if you google 'tattoo cat' you won't just find people with Garfield tattoos. I was going to say how about I knock these cat owners out and tattoo them with whatever I feel like, but they would probably enjoy it. I'm surprised it's legal and Peta is going to have a field day with this. Unfortunately for them, this happens mostly in Russia.

Pens Have A Date With Lord Stanley

The Penguins beat the Hurricanes 4-1 inn game four and are headed to their second straight appearance in the Stanley Cup finals. I'm spent. Let's go Pens!

Oooooo Swish!

1930s fashion designers predict women's clothing in the year 2000. Love the cantilevered heels.

Lebron Three Pointer Buzzer Beater

For the three of you who haven't seen it yet.

Here's hoping they figure out another way to beat the Magic or this season will go down in history as one of the biggest disappointments in Cleveland sports, and that is saying A LOT!

Scent Opera

Thierry Mugler is combining 23 scents with 6 second musical accompaniments at the Peter B. Lewis Theater at the Guggenheim starting May 31st. A scent organ designed by Flakt Woods will release dry perfume through little microphones that are attatched to each chair. I think that it's freaking sold out but if any of you get a chance to go, please email me.

Beer Holster

Bonnaroo is right around the corner and my birthday is August 27th. Just sayin.'

Stampede of Manscaped Fauxhawked Guylinered Bad Tattoed Masses Expected

An Ed Hardy sample clearance sale means that the world may soon be in need of a new douchewear designer or better yet, the iminent demise of the douche altogether. A girl can hope.

Jesus In A Dog's Tushie

look real close.......can you see it?

Someone tell me, what kind of freak stares at his dog's asshole so long he starts to see Jesus? Bestiality, anyone?

Thanks, Jill.

Giant Chipmunks Are Taking Over The World

I've been spending way too much time at Cute Overload again.

Look At That Butt

So cute it hurts. I assume that this is one of those bulldog/pug mixes that are so damn adorable. They had one at the local pet shop for $2,500. Ha! I'll stick with my mutts.

Another Loser Leaves Daisy

That's right, folks. It's the 4th episode in PBS's epic series on dating, Daisy of Love. Once again, a douchebag leaves of his own accord and poor Daisy cries a river of mascara down her butchered face and into her enhanced cleavage. It was drama on a scale unseen since Gone With the Wind.

Who am I kidding, it's total trash. Here's the link to my latest recap:

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/daisy-of-love/daisy-of-love-e-3-9762.php?page=1

Tiny Art Director

A dinosaur at a bar.

An airplane made of poo.

This website is run by a four year old dinosaur obsessed little girl who makes her artist Daddy draw whatever strikes her fancy. The pictures and commentary are really cute, so check it out:

http://tinyartdirector.blogspot.com/

Like Mother, Like Daughter

I can't get over how alike these two are. Same size, same face, same white skin and oh yeah, the crazy cat lady clothes. Do you think that they have a rivalry going with how many different patterns they can include in their outfits every day? And is some of that stuff just safety pinned on? They look like they're auditioning for the remake of Hocus Pocus.

I know I'm being mean but I also kind of love them. They are a breath of fresh air with all these botoxed inflateable dolls running around Hollywood in their Leger dresses and Leboutins. I would totally stop at their house for Halloween candy.

Did Karl Lagerfeld Invent This?

We know from his advice columns that he thinks that the western world is too fat but this is just too evil. Even for him. I give it two days before that bench is vandalized by a chick on a sugar crash. And I hope she films it.

I Can't Read My Computer Screen In The Sunshine

That is why I haven't been posting as much lately. Expect a pretty sporadic summer from me as we will be traveling a lot and golfing and seeing as many friends as possible. I love you guys but you live too far away! So don't yell at me.