Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Pink Likes Herself. A Lot.
This is Pink's new video called sober. I don't have the patience for the lyrics or the song in general but SHE MAKES OUT WITH HERSELF. And that's all I have to say about that.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Andy's Dad
This is for those of you who think that SNL isn't funny anymore. You're right. It's not funny. It's freaking hilarious.
Henry Rollins' Love Letter to Ann Coulter
In light of what's happened to her, maybe she'll take him up on his offer.
"The Wrestler" Trailer
I love Mickey Rourke even with his busted ass face. That thing looks like it's made entirely out of skin grafts and who knows. Maybe it is.
A Prayer Has been Answered
The New York Post's Page Six is reporting that freakishly long-fingered republican spokesbitch Ann Coulter has broken her jaw, and has had to have it wired shut!
Congratulations New York, your air just got 99% cleaner!
Who Wants to go to Dubai?
And who hasn't had sex on the beach? Supposedly, these two.
They were caught drunkenly groping each other on a beach in mostly muslim Dubai and charged with public indecency and intoxication. I thought that they cut your peen off for that and then made you eat it or something, as for the girl? I think they hang you by your own ovaries. So, imagine my surprise when Michelle Palmer and Vincent Acors were forced to pay a fine but serve no jail time. Is Dubai turning into the Sodom and Gommorah of the muslim world? (Or do they just want to make sure that they don't scare away all those tourists)
Hmmm.
Teacher vs. Pop-Up Porn
Some poor substitute teacher in Connecticut got brought up on felony charges that could have landed her in jail for 40 years if it wasn't for computer security experts finding out about her case. Pop-up porn started to appear on her screen during class through no fault of her own and when they prosecuted her they never even checked her computer's spyware!
Here's the link:
Death Goes Green
There is such a lack of flat, sunny land in the town of Santa Coloma de Gramenet, outside of Barcelona, that the locals had only one place to put their solar panels. The cemetery. Not only is the town super crowded (124,000 people in 4 sq. kilometers), but so is the cemetery with mausoleums that 5 deep under ground.
It makes me crazy to think of all the open, sunny land we have in this country that we could fill up with solar panels, or all the wind in the midwest for turbines, etc. etc... and we're not doing it! Some little town in Spain is willing to put up with visiting graves that now have shiny panels on them instead of flowers and we're still living in the 20th century.
Here's the link to the story:
Monday, November 24, 2008
Angel
One of my favorite songs and the video is awesome. I have an angel in my life, I hope you do too.
My Recurring Nightmare
I have so much respect for these guys but it is the stuff of my bad dreams starting in March. If you haven't been watching Storm Chasers on Discovery HD put it in your Tivo. Totally amazing.
How Long Until Someone's Fired (Romeo, Are You Listening?)
I watched the Browns' game yesterday and actually rooted for them even though I am a life long Steelers fan. But what the fuck?! All that talent against a crap team? Romeo Crenell's days are numbered. I was actually worried that the Browns would give us a run for our money this year, and I have to say that I am disappointed. I will be surprised if the Steelers go very far in the post season, we have been so uneven on every front except D. But the rivalry makes football season worth it, no matter what the expectations. So, we will see, and I'm still not convinced that Brady sucks, or even that he's gay. What guy doesn't like tights and grabbing his friend's crotch?
If he is a nanny sissy boy, I will be his bestie fag hag, promise. I have PLENTY of baby oil.
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